THE joke*

By popular demand (ColmO), here's the joke you all (ColmO) want to hear:

It's about 3 mental health patients that go to a swimming pool... with their doctor. All 3 are standing next to an empty swimming pool and the doctor asks them to jump in one at a time.
The first one jumps and breaks his leg.
The second one jumps too and breaks his arm.
The third one turns to the doctor and says "I'm sorry but I can't go in there...". And the doctor says "Hurray, you're cured, you can now leave the hospital but before that, can I ask you the reason why you don't want to jump in?". And the patient simply answers "The thing is, doctor, I can't swim."

I never said it was a good one - I was just being polite by putting a nice comment into her notebook :) I'd say it's worth "Why doesn't the Queen wave with this hand?" and "Did you know that the word 'gullible' was not in the dictionary?" - If you want to find out the answers to these joke/ questions... ask ColmO!

*THE joke* is referring to the previous post "Where are the subtitles?".